The Curious Case Of AquaLung

 

Why the grin? 'Cause the bongs not far and those leaves on his head are, like, really, really green

Why the grin? 'Cause the bongs not far and those leaves on his head are, like, really, really green

Ah, well….even the great Aqua-Man himself is human after all.  The thing that gets me is that he almost got away scot free, with a stern talking to and grounding for a few minutes.  For the two weeks that followed Mr. Phelps record shattering performance in the Bejing Olympics, there simply was no hotter human being on the planet.  He was everywhere, grinning that awkward grin, and making millions in endorsement deals with the gamut of American companies quick to capitalize on his All-American profile. Then, one foggy college student eve, on the campus of  (maybe) the University of South Carolina, Phelps slipped into that mode that he missed out on assembling that freak of human nature he calls a body and became a goofy kid for a few seconds and in those very same instances, someone captured the images of his indiscretion and out came the apology machine.  The sheriff of that county in S.C. where the college is wants to prosecute our hero if he can prove that the pictures were taken at the school, so maybe his embarassment hasn’t hit rock bottom yet.  Find some better friends, Aqua Dude, the ones you’re hanging with probably mean you more harm than good.

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~ by darrylthewriter on February 3, 2009.

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