The Strongest Word’s Lightning Round, Part 2

 

Back by popular demand......the lightning returns!!!

Back by popular demand......the lightning returns!!!

It happens, some days bring you more to write about than others; for those days, we pull out the lightning round and make mention of them all…..so, let’s motivate, shall we?

 

The NFL's #1 personality disorder just added a new jersey to the collection

The NFL's #1 personality disorder just added a new jersey to the collection

T.O., fresh off of banishment from the Cowboys’ roster, found a new place to ’cause chaos and mass confusion when he signed a one year contract to bring his particular brand of bullshit to the upstate New York area and the Buffalo Bills, who have had a crappy run ever since their Super Bowl and Bust days of the early 90’s and decided to enter a ticket into the T.O. sweepstakes.  I must give props to his agent, the super slick Drew Rosenhaus, who managed to find a deal for this guy in record time, despite the number of teams that he has pissed off in one form or another throughout his career.  We should all pray for Trent Edwards, the Bills’ QB, who must somehow grow a set of nuts very quickly if he and his team even have a remote chance of surviving Owens’ usual shitstorm……Good Luck, Buffalo…..you’ll need it.

 

When you are a bullshit artist, you wind up alone sometimes......

When you are a bullshit artist, you wind up alone sometimes......

Alex Rodriguez will have arthroscopic surgery on his ailing right hip and will miss 6 to 9 weeks…….so, for some reason, this bad hip, which had been a problem last season, could only be operated on now, despite the five months of off-season that the MLB just went through……I don’t know about you, but I am so sick of hearing about this guy and his divorce and Madonna and steroids……I’m hoping that the time he spends away from the game will help the perpetual controversy that envelops A-Rod and follows him around will ease up some and we can go for a few days without any mention of him……not bloody likely, but I can dream…..

 

My brother, CB, is spending some time in the pokey this weekend

My brother, CB, is spending some time in the pokey this weekend

Charles Barkley reported to jail early this weekend, hoping to get his suspended, 3-day sentence for a DUI that he caught last month in Arizona over with so he can move on.  I hope that people can forgive Charles and allow him some space to breathe without throwing this incident up in his face repeatedly.  He is going to be himself regardless of what any of us think, and in his heart of hearts, he is a good person that made a stupid mistake, hardly much different than anyone else.  

 

The First Lady's bare arms are an issue?  Really?  To whom?

The First Lady's bare arms are an issue? Really? To whom?

Could we please find something else to complain about that is actually relevant to the crisis that we are currently mired under instead of throwing a bunch of unnecessary hate towards Michelle Obama for her fashion choices, including her penchant for styles that leave her forearms bare?  Can we do that, please?  I mean, really, it’s not like she’s out of shape and her guns are flabby or something…..this woman works out and is proud of her fitness, and the last time I checked, a woman’s bare arms were missing from the list of provocative body parts……I’m just saying…..

 

He's back!!!!.....anyone, anyone??

He's back!!!!.....anyone, anyone??

Michael Jackson announced a series of concerts to be held in London as his farewell tour…..but no one seemed to be interested in the least…..he’s a freaking ghoul at this point, little kids are probably afraid of him….in your heart of hearts, you kinda wish he wasn’t the pervy pedophile that he is considered to be, but he is….and no amount of moonwalking will change that fact…plus, that mofo is 50 years old, he ain’t got those moves no more….the surgical team responsible for his mug should be taken out back and shot, that is just ridiculous……and even so, Billie Jean is still the shit….go figure.

 

Stay tuned people……more to come

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~ by darrylthewriter on March 8, 2009.

One Response to “The Strongest Word’s Lightning Round, Part 2”

  1. funny how the side view clearly shows chuck at 6’8″, but that other shot looks about an inch shorter.

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